Don't Pay
an ARM and a LEG
for
an ARM and a LEG!
Come to Big Sam's
Anatomical Warehouse

The Galaxy's largest distributor of new and used body parts.

This month's specials include:

Cure What Ails You!
Panacea Placebos
The Standard against which
medications are compared!^*
Just $19.99 per bottle

Here's a sight
for sore eyes:
All New and Used Eyes
20% OFF

For a Cheery View Try
SelectoVision
Eyewear
Rose-tinted -- $15.99
Peril-sensitive -- $21.99

Get HUGE!
Minuscule Prices on All
Skeletal Muscles
as low as $19.99 per m³

All deals are final. While supplies last. Availability varies from store to store.
* Minimal potential side-effects, including diarrhea, constipation, wakefulness, drowsiness, headaches, and cranial numbness.

Don't Pay an ARM and a LEG for an ARM and a LEG! Come to Big Sam's Anatomical Warehouse

The Galaxy's largest distributor of new and used body parts.

This month's specials include:

Don't Pay
an ARM and a LEG
for
an ARM and a LEG!
Come to Big Sam's
Anatomical Warehouse